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[C'mon Down to Friendly Floyd's!]

F*CK YOU MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEK, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHUMTZ TO COME TO FRIENDLY FLOYD'S MOUNTS!
BAD DEALS! MOUNTS THAT RUN AWAY!
THIEVES!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT FRIENDLY FLOYD'S
YOU CAN SUCK MY TOADS!
IT OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID PLUMBER!
YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSH*T
-GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL
SHOVE IT UP YOUR BROTHER'S ASS!
YOU HEARD ME RIGHT!
SHOVE IT UP YOUR BROTHER'S ASS!
BRING YOUR TRADE!
BRING YOUR TITLE!
BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND
WE'LL KIDNAP HER! THAT'S RIGHT!
WE'LL KIDNAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
BECAUSE AT FRIENDLY FLYD'S
YOU'RE F*CKED 7 WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
TAKE A HIKE-
TO FRIENDLY FLOYD'S
HOME OF CHALLENGE SHARTING!
THAT'S RIGHT!
CHALLENGE SHARTING!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
IF YOU SH*T YOURSELF SIX FEET IN THE AIR
STRAIGHT UP
AND NOT GET SH*T
YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T LUIGI WITH US!
OR WE'LL RIP HIS NUTS OFF!
ONLY AT FRIENDLY FLOYD'S!
THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO F*CK OFF!
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!
THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU HAND US THOSE COINS!
AND IT BETTER NOT DISAPPEAR OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERF*CKER!
GO TO SH*T- FRIENDLY FLOYD'S!
THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS-OF-BITCHES IN THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY-
GUARANTEED!!